i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
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I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
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Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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