operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
No stitches, just platelets and will power
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
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so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
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my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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