i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
