Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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