just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
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Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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