Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
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I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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