Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
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i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
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I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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