Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
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you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
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He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
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