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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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