We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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