Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
