I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
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we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
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I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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