I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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