I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Acid is not a monday night drug
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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