at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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