Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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