This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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