You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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