North Korea, Best Korea!
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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