Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
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Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
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Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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