and you said cock pushups were impossible
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
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I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I literally just told you I found out I masturbate in my sleep. I think we can be snapchat friends again
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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