dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
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Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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