i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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