I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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