well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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