trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
Two words: nipple clamps
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