Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
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do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
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Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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