then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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