how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
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