my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
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It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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