We won't sleep together?
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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