I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
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Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
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I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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