We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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