Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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