I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
Went to bed in my room fully clothed, woke up naked in the kitchen with the dog looking unamused.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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