oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
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We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
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If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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