Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Hey, I found that piece of pizza you lost in my bed last night. Never again...
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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