She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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