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Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
I need a burrito and a hug.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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