The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
My liver just had a heart attack.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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