yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
My apartment stinks of burning failure
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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