You can't special order awesome
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
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Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
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He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
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