I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
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Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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