Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Randomize
