What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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