only if we run a train.
done.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
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As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
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I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize