OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
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update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
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2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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