You work out of a Hotel?
Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
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the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
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When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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