Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
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Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
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He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
I feel very compelled to cut off the person's ears that is sitting in front of me
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
i need some magic done to my vagina
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
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