i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
well you can't waste a boner
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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