the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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