you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
There are GROWN MEN with fake HP wands flinging curses at me in Walmart.
That's funny. Are they weird looking???
OF COURSE THEY ARE WEIRD LOOKING, THEY ARE STALKING ME IN WALMART. WITH. FAKE. WANDS.
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well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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