People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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