I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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