What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
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