how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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