I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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